• Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
  • Canadians: We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.
  • Russians: I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I'm still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I'm still in Russia. Don't even try to leave Russia. Don't forget: you're here forever. Accept it and suffer.
  • The British: I drove for six hours, now I'm in the sea.

Spencer Hastings in “The Silence of E. Lamb”

(Source: swifterly, via minister-for-femslash)

minister-for-femslash:

At 120 degrees, it was so hot in Australia that Koalas were asking people for water, something that’s never been seen before.

im-sandra-bullock:

jonnubroth:

giellelovee:

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One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink.

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Save all the Koalas!

OH MY GOD THAT’S CUTE

(Source: kyos-cock, via iwontstoptillifindacoconut)

'Orphan Black's' Tatiana Maslany Fight Zombies as 'Shaun of the Dead' - x

(Source: evilbrochu, via jetgirl78)

"Hey Paige, it’s me. I heard what happened to you, in the locker room. I should have called you sooner. I’m sorry if this was because of what you told me about Mona, which I think it was. I’m sorry I put you in the middle of all this."

(Source: drivingincircles, via iwontstoptillifindacoconut)

"…the most wonderful person I’ve ever met" - Gail Peck

(Source: thecatsbian, via jetgirl78)